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"I've always wanted to swim in a pool full of peanut butter."

"I love the ladies."

"Peanut Butter Is My Life and so is CUTE ladies." (Gizzie)

"Hey Wazzup...were just checkin out some 3rd faze." (Mel)

"Spank me, baby, spank me!" (Brittany)

"Don't lip sync, this isn't Britney Spears." (Leigh)

"Fine, I'm a liar. See, I just lied." (Olga)

"Someone just asked if I was Jesse and I said no!" (Olga) and (Kalli)

"You don't like peanutnutter? whats wrong with you? You are not a normal kid" (Brenda)

"no thanks, I wanta stay mad at Matt"

"I suck candy"


"You're going to pierce your nipple?!"

"Greg, look at her boob!"

"Frankie! Be my first!"

"You da man, Greg!"

"Actually, I'm engaged"

"I used to have 6 left feet, but now, I only have 1 and a half left feet!"

"you are a dog!"

"Matt has sweaty balls!"

(All of the above: Randi and Nicole)

"Okay, somebody just totally elbowed my nuts!" (Blake)

"I always wanted uncle Jesse's hair and I wanted his wife." (Michelle)

"Please sir" (in british accent) (Kalli)

"hey Sheryl I need a pen.....a sharpee!!" (Rhonda)

"He was trying to peg us!" (Alexis)

"jester is a jesse boy." (Rachelle)

"do you like my suger rush?" (Rachelle)

"so how old are you?" "18, hmm!" i run by "TOO OLD!" (Keri)

"For real!!" "not like your superman" "gotta get the girl" (Keri)

"Dude, their ducks, they quack" (Erin) and (Kate)

"Hey, my name is jesse and i drive a sharper image. I dont even know what that means!" (Autumn)

"OH SHOOT!!!.... Brian I just spilled sprite on my pants." (Stefanie)

"Whazzzzzzz up New York!" (Allie)

"I had the worst dream for like two years! It was a reoccuring dream! It would pick up every night where it left off. It was about the Wicked Witch of the West and it would haunt me. I was dreading going to sleep...I was like six years old." (Hannah)

"Yeah, okay, so I got it all over me!" (Olga)

"It was a guy, i watched him throw it, he was trying to peg me." (Ashley)

*New Quotes*

"Stay in line with little person!!" *Matt gets mad and says 'give me a break, Jesse.'* *Jesse thinks oops* "stay in line with middle
person! Matt and Greg! stay in line with middle person!" (Becky)

"That was back in the Dream Street days." (Jessica)

"Hey have you seen that gellin commercial where he says I'm gellin you are so not gellin" "You've seen that commercial" (Gel)

"OHHHH SHOOT!!!!" (Keri)

"what do u mean sit down? what do i look like a dog? *laughs*" (Tess)

"I think your eyes are moving to low babe" *laughs* (Tess)

"my period over flowed last night" - Katie
"OH YEAH THATS A GOOD ONE " - Jesse (Tess)